Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Zombieland Review

Zombieland Poster

2009 was not the most memorable year in movies for me. I don’t remember a whole lot that happened. I think The Ruins came out, right? I know there was some sick gore in that film, but other than that, I only remember Jenna Malone’s forehead taking up like 4/5th’s of the silver screen.

But then I was pleasantly surprised when on dvd last week when Zombieland came through my desk. I wasn’t too sure if I can stomach another zombie film, but this one had enough gusto to make me like it, and I even went ahead and purchased it, which is a rare thing for me to do lately. I spent my last twenty bucks on getting this film, and it was probably a dumb move because I have no job, no one buys anything from this site, nor has anyone bought any buttons. But all that is irrelevant at this point, because here’s my attempt to talk about Zombieland.

The movie takes a comedic approach to the post-apocalyptic zombie earth. It’s a desolate scene to consider and you see a lot of devastation early on. We meet our main character, he’s the standard hero, too smart for his own good, and a bit on the geeky side. He begins the film with telling us his rules, to comedic effect. Along the way he teams up with a rogue anti-hero who’s sole purpose in the film besides lending some great characterizations is to find some twinkies. We then meet two young girls that turn out to be con artists in a way, and somewhere in the middle of the film we end up with one of the best cameo’s in movie history.

Here’s a trailer for the film Zombieland:

Zombieland is good despite some flaws. I found myself enjoying the comedic elements tied into more serious moments. I didn’t even mind the farfetched love story that was thrown in for good measure. Woody Harrelson really did a great job with his role, and fits perfectly overall. He is a natural, and the rest of the cast really fit in nicely. No one seems forced to perform here, they all just naturally move through the film’s landscape in search of greener pastures.

In the middle of the film there is a cameo that I won’t ruin. You’ll love it, it’s really a great one you’ll be talking about this for days.

The gore levels, the attention to minor details, and the overall seriousness of zombie attacks really mix well in this film. While it’s a horror comedy before it is a straight horror movie, it’s got enough gusto to make even jaded horror movie fans rejoice at a fresh offering from the zombie camp.

Is Zombieland scary? : No.

This film, I don’t think, was meant to be scary. It’s not a scary movie at all. In fact it’s a comedy, albeit very black in its humor. I loved it, and thought it was a breath of fresh air in terms of stylized violence, and zombie attacks.

Sure there are negative moments, and some of the pacing seems a bit off. There are CGI errors that I noted, and there were some unbelievable situations that don’t make sense to me personally. I lived in Southern California near “Magic Mountain” where some of this film was made and the rides and landscape are fabricated to fit the movie, so that took me a back a little. However, minor scrapes and bruises in the course of this film shouldn’t relegate it as a terrible film.

Zombieland is definitely one of my favorite movies I’ve seen for review on this site. I liked it. You might like it too. Check it out on dvd or bluray.


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  1. jervaise brooke hamsterDecember 14, 2010 at 6:47 AM

    "Zombieland" is a superb film but Bill Murray is a bloody load of old rubbish (although admittedly the fact that he is both American and rampagingly heterosexual does go a considerable way to redeeming him).

  2. jervaise brooke hamsterDecember 14, 2010 at 6:51 AM

    I want to bugger Amber Heard (as she was in 2004 when she was 18, not as she is now obviously).

  3. jervaise brooke hamsterDecember 14, 2010 at 7:00 AM

    I want to bugger Emma Stone (as she was in 2006 when she was 18, not as she is now obviously).

  4. jervaise brooke hamsterDecember 14, 2010 at 7:14 AM

    Abigail Breslin is 14 at the mo-girl-t so about 3 and-a-half years from now on April 14th 2014 she`ll be celebrating her 18th birthday, i`d give a lottery win to get my knob up her bum on that day and unload a massive wad of spunk deep inside her lushious young arse-hole and then unload another equally massive wad of spunk down her equally lushious young throat.

  5. I have to watch the film's been too long or not long enough


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